ATLANTA—The faces of top executives falling as they gauged the public’s apathy, sources reported the Coca-Cola Company was incredibly hurt Tuesday that the nation was not going to try the new soda flavor they worked so hard on. “Seriously, you’re not even going to taste it?” said CEO James Quincey, who stood in front…
Spiced Coke is almost drinkable. I regret to say that Coke Space and the various other recent flavors do not meet that standard.