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If a waiter thinks their guest can digest such a blurt of information, they don’t know how humans work. This isn’t ADHD, this is being in a new environment with lots of stuff already there to process. And then you want me to listen to your TED talk about your diner? Just gimme the fucking menu, I can read!
Rule 1, my friend.
“We all pee too, but if we’re doing it 60 times a day, that’s a problem”