Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 9 months agoWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?message-squaremessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down129file-text
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 9 months agomessage-square65fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarerustyfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up77·9 months agoSleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
minus-squareGregorTacTac@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·9 months agoThis is some next-level chaos.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up14·9 months agoShe’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
This is some next-level chaos.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
And bits of dried pizza cheese.