- In short: David Brian Shinner, 62, has been sentenced to three and a half years jail, with two years and one month non-parole.
- The court heard Shinner pulled a gun on a chef in Branxton, NSW, because he was angry over the quality of his sweet and sour pork.
- Shinner pleaded guilty to using an offensive weapon at the restaurant.
You know what we need here? More guns. That aught to fix things right up. Bang bang! Fixed.
If the chef also had a gun this wouldn’t have happened!
The classic American logic.
Something something good person with gun.
Exactly! If every chopstick was actually a rifle then everyone would be safe.
…but the sweet and sour pork would have tasted shot.
A succulent Chinese meal you say?
Get your hand off my penis!