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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Boeing Promotes Mysterious Employee Known Only As ‘The Panther’

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Boeing Promotes Mysterious Employee Known Only As ‘The Panther’

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago
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ARLINGTON, VA—Lauding the grizzled figure who has a large scar running down his left cheek, Boeing has promoted a mysterious employee known only as “The Panther,” sources confirmed Thursday. “The entire Boeing family would like to extend a big congratulations to The Panther, who has recently proven that his loyalty to…
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    Agent 747

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      Bravo

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      You’re hired. Report to Chicago on Monday.

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