Ha! I’m gonna have to use that in a D&D setting: two gnomish attorneys wading knee-deep in dubious arcano-tech patent licensing find themselves up to their necks in underworld antics and hire the gang to do hero-type stuff on their behalf.

Only for the team to land in a super dicey scene of their own — after discovering the gnomes’ ulterior motives.

“Twaddle & Bunkum, esquire! We spin lead into gold, one modern wonder at a time!”