• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
    9·
    6 months ago

    And it is still not even close to the most unbelievable stories you’ll find in the bible.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
      11·
      6 months ago

      “Hey Abraham, sacrifice your son!”

      “Sure thing, God!”

      “LOL JK”

      “Haha okay, let me just cut a piece of my dick off.”