Authentic smell
… It vibrates too?
Now there’s a man that knows how to get nailed.
I’ve found this amazing prop store! “Bad Dragons”, you know them? They got merch!
One of these memes led me to their store. They actually have really nice hats, shirts, hoodies, game mats, dice sets, cups, mugs, etc., and the prices are pretty low given the quality.
I got the black cap with the embroidered dragon. https://bad-dragon.com/products/caps
Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!
Father, recognizing it’s the one that went missing from his collection.
Grandma: “Why, Johnny that looks like the Tingler model you had in '59! Remember that one? You somehow accidentally sat down on it in the bath…”
Beware the touch attack on that monster.
I see where this is going…
Holy cow, Azure Dreams.
That’s a dildo… Right? What other purpose could it have
D&D&D
That can’t be comfortable… right?
Stretch goals