What did you use to tell your little brother when you played?
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to get throatfucked by a big juicy cock
What do you think about minorities?
Don’t like em, never cared for em
Oof. What was the original?
Twist: it is the original
OP had a sudden stroke and never got to editing his comment!
If you had to choose one historical figure to lead the world, who would you choose?
There are so many, it’s hard to choose. At the end of the day though, it would probably be Hitler (obvious answer, I know)
obvious lol
:)
What is your favorite Hispanic race?
That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much
How do you feel about Israel’s genocide in Gaza?
Warm and fuzzy 😊
Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo.
This is America, speak English
Tu quieres mayonesa en la biblioteca, por favor?
Small nitpick, but you shouldn’t mix “usted” (“se ha desmayado”) with informal “tú” (“te estamos deteniendo”). Also a cop isn’t going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they’re detaining at least.
You told me about your two ex’s: The one that came out of the closet, and the one that barely survived that car accident and is in a coma even today.
If you could go back in time to relive one of those relationships, which would it be with?
What animal do you think should be hunted to extinction?
Any animal? Probably an elephant
Are you going to come back and answer some of these questions?
What’s the most flavourful way to oven-roast a baby?
Baked plain
They don’t even need to edit their question you monster
Which one of the questions made you laugh the loudest?
Would you work for Panda Express if they paid you with cash?
Uh, no, just the General Tso with rice, please
If your spouse was in a terrible accident during a power outage and you had to construct an alternative power source to power their life support - how would you do it?
Just make it quick, I wouldn’t make a good battery
You must create a feel-good movie to lift everyone’s spirits, what do you make?
A Pixar adaptation of Night by Elie Weisel
What was the orig? This is great. I couldn’t ask a question that would get this answer.
Ok here’s the scenario, the love of your life has just lost both of their parents in a horrible accident, how do you comfort them?
Sammy time 😋🥪
Honestly, valid even with the edit.