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DM: Okay, time passes. now what.
Cat Paladin: I get up! I run!
DM: Sure… where?
Cat Paladin: Straight ahead! Then I stop.
DM: Um… Now what?
Cat Paladin: Run again! Then I stop. Lick myself.
DM: (sighs)
Cat Paladin: Now I SCREAM!!!
DM: are you going to eat any of the food?
Cat: no
Cat Paladin: also no
I cast Random Bite
DC18 wisdom save or become dominated of mind until wet food is given to the attacking creature
I use Blank Stare And Then Lick Myself. Now I’ve left the room.