SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down11
arrow-up141arrow-down1imageGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-29 months agoA gorilla could probably catch me, but 5 black mambas aren’t that fast unless the mall is underwater (average top speed is 12mph on land). It’s a big mall. Maybe they’re all over at Sears while I’m safe at Suncoast.
minus-squarecsm10495@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoDoes your mall still have a Sears?
minus-squareteamevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoDoes your mall still have a Sun Coast?
minus-squarePotatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoYeah, it’s next to the Best buy, Toys R Us and Kmart.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoI’m pretty sure it’s spelled FYI, FYI 😛
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoHas anyone actually been inside a mall in the last decade?
A gorilla could probably catch me, but 5 black mambas aren’t that fast unless the mall is underwater (average top speed is 12mph on land). It’s a big mall. Maybe they’re all over at Sears while I’m safe at Suncoast.
Does your mall still have a Sears?
Does your mall still have a Sun Coast?
Yeah, it’s next to the Best buy, Toys R Us and Kmart.
Our mall has a FYE !
I’m pretty sure it’s spelled FYI, FYI 😛
Has anyone actually been inside a mall in the last decade?