SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down11
arrow-up141arrow-down1imageGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoThere are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won’t ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoGorillas are some sneaky motherfuckers. That’s the first place they’ll hide waiting for you.
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoA gorilla is just five five drop bears in a fucking trench coat and you can’t prove me wrong.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoStop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.
There are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won’t ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.
Gorillas are some sneaky motherfuckers. That’s the first place they’ll hide waiting for you.
They’re not drop bears!
A gorilla is just five five drop bears in a fucking trench coat and you can’t prove me wrong.
Stop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.