SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down11
arrow-up141arrow-down1imageGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months ago12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.
minus-squareTangent5280@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoAmateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.
12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.
Amateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.