Shouldn’t they do that with actual children as well? Just to be safe?
Children are only important until they are born. After that’s happened they can work down the mines for all they care.
I figured that their parents might care a wee bit.
if a woman has a period and has had sex, there is a good chance a fertilized egg was probably somewhere around the blood, making every woman in Alabama who has had sex a possible serial killer
I think you’re a little confused about the normal reproductive cycle.
what do i have wrong
You have referenced forbidden knowledge. You are not supposed to talk about god doing abortions.
I think you just didn’t word it clearly enough. Someone might read it as a woman getting pregnant from sex during period, which is not what you meant.
Periods are shedding the lining of the uterus and the unfertilised egg.
it is impossible that a fertilized egg can shed? i was under the impression that it may sometimes happen
(It happens frequently. Like more often then it doesn’t huehuehue)
What the fuck is going on with the down votes? Did you kids go to school???
Yes we know what a period is, and it’s common for eggs to be flushed out after falling to implant.
Fun fact, there is quite more to learn about everything after school. School will provide you with rather abbreviated and often simplified version of scientific conses from around 50 years ago.
Fuck
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Implantation_(embryology)#Implantation_failure
Reproduction in humans is not very efficient. Only around 30% of natural conceptions result in successful pregnancies. Of the failed pregnancies around 85% are due to implantation failure.
Seems like it’s extremely normal for a fertilized egg to fail to implant and be flushed out during your next period.
What kind of monster submerges their child in liquid nitrogen?
They don’t all come back out alive either!
I guess soon, when you break-up with someone, the state might charge you with killing the idea of the children you might have had.
10 more years and we are at “contraception is murder”
10? Try 1 if Trump gets in.
🎶 every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good 🎶
COUPLE ATTEMPTS TO SMUGGLE CHILDREN ACROSS STATE LINES
More at ten
Massive child trafficking ring brought down in Alabama. Governor to receive medal for outstanding achievement in law enforcement as 700 arrests are performed statewide.
Sounds like transporting a minor across state lines
It turns out parents are allowed to take their children over state lines.
Yeah but frozen?
I mean, if you thaw them without being ready for them, they die - so yeah, frozen.
Won’t be long until Alabama considers miscarriage to be murder. Wait…that actually is already a thing:
I’m surprised the Alabama legal system isn’t more comfortable with miscarriages. They seem to have had a lot recently
Anyone that’s taken by surprise by this never lived in Alabama anyway.
The onion almost got me again.
Wait…
If those embryos count as children, wouldn’t it be OK to ask for all kinds of legal benefits for them?
It’s the most effective way to challenge the law. Just carry it through to its natural conclusion.
“Wow I suddenly have 11 kids to care for. I can’t afford to live. Better apply for snap and tanf.”
Isn’t it illegal to transport a child to commit a crime? Human trafficking? Kidnapping? What a can of worms. I feel like there’s too much money in fertility treatments for SCOTUS to let this stand.
Well since they don’t have birth certificates I guess they’re undocumented people and that would be bad mmkay.
But wait… that means they can claim them as dependents right?
If a couple who has a frozen embryo divorces, who pays child support and for how long?
What about visitation rights? Alabama has a lot of explaining to do. 🤗🤡
If I were in Alabama I’d race to move out of Alabama
I don’t live in Alabama and I am moving out of Alabama just in case
This is a travesty. These people are engaging in blatant and obvious child trafficking
I see what you did there
Look here, pal!
I spent the first ten years of my childhood in Alabama living in a freezer! Do you have any idea what that’s like?
No hugs, no toys. A fucking freezer!
For ten years of my childhood!