That’s so unfair to orangutans. They’re gentle, empathetic creatures and even the worst of them would make a far better president. Unfortunately they can’t run in the US because they’re not native citizens. Perhaps one from a zoo could.…
You know what, fuck it. We should nominate Simon Skjodt from the Indianapolis Zoo. I’ll bet at least some of trump’s followers wouldn’t notice the difference.
One of them was president of the US, so they’ve got that going for them.
Which president? Say it. Say it.
Trump
The OG orangeutan™
Taft. That orangutan was a master of disguise.
next you’re gonna tell me that sir bearington was real…
Oh yeah, I went to school with him! Great at PE, but struggled a bit in STEM…
That’s so unfair to orangutans. They’re gentle, empathetic creatures and even the worst of them would make a far better president. Unfortunately they can’t run in the US because they’re not native citizens. Perhaps one from a zoo could.…
You know what, fuck it. We should nominate Simon Skjodt from the Indianapolis Zoo. I’ll bet at least some of trump’s followers wouldn’t notice the difference.
Do not fucking insult the orangutans! They are much more intelligent than that orange ape clown. MURICAAAAA “proud freedom noises” 🦅