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minus-squareMechanicalJester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 months agoPut a loaded pistol on a small table in a room. Have the pair try to install laminate flooring in that room which isn’t plumb, level, or square. If they both live then they can go to Stage 2: IKEA furniture assembly. One of the instruction pages is missing.
minus-squareStamets@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 months agoBro if you put a loaded pistol on the table anywhere near me then it won’t be loaded for long.
minus-squareMechanicalJester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoYes, carefully removing the bullets and installing a trigger lock is the right thing to do. Well done!
minus-squaredatelmd5sum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoWallpaper installation is also a fun activity for couples.
Put a loaded pistol on a small table in a room. Have the pair try to install laminate flooring in that room which isn’t plumb, level, or square.
If they both live then they can go to Stage 2: IKEA furniture assembly. One of the instruction pages is missing.
Bro if you put a loaded pistol on the table anywhere near me then it won’t be loaded for long.
Yes, carefully removing the bullets and installing a trigger lock is the right thing to do. Well done!
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Wallpaper installation is also a fun activity for couples.