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about Operation Death From Above? nah, that’s just some crazy conspiracy talk
If you don’t own two cats, then yes
only near the fridge
Unfortunately your time of death has already been decided and the order signed.
As long as the earth isn’t flat, nop. 😹
Whew! That’s a relief. Although the top of my fridge IS flat, soooo…
based on the sticker logic, it’s clearly not
So you’re saying your refrigerator is not truly flat?
When I was five, I clogged the drain in a water fountain with leaves.
It’s only a matter of time before we all drown. Let us hope that the Earth is flat after all.
But if it is flat then when all the water spills off the top of the ice wall we’ll all get pulled off the edges by the water flow.
Or, I dunno, does the firmament stop water? It has to, right? Otherwise all the air would also escape. In which case the water will just build up and up until the entire snow globe is filled to the top!
Then we end up in a Truman Show scenario where we can just literally sail to the edge of the Earth but not fall off because we hit the sky box I guess?
Hmmm they’d really like more space up there, so probably. And also you should be concerned about the subject - verb agreement in your sticker.
“Were” is subjunctive in that sentence, not plural.
subject - verb agreement in your sticker
Could you elaborate what you mean by that? Should it be “was flat”?
It’s subjunctive, so “were” is technically correct. But it’s super duper common for people to use “was” instead.
