Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoThe average American showerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1327arrow-down124
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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·7 months agoSeriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls. Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoI tried putting hot cocoa on my balls. That’s why I needed a skin graft on my balls.
minus-square800XL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoBut those balls are super smooth now that all the hair was burned off.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoEspecially since they got the skin off my ass.
minus-square800XL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoLucky you. My ass skin is like wet tanned leather that sat in sand.
minus-squareseth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-27 months agoMaybe the cocoa butter will soothe the pain?
Seriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.
Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
Some call that hot cocoa.
I tried putting hot cocoa on my balls.
That’s why I needed a skin graft on my balls.
But those balls are super smooth now that all the hair was burned off.
Especially since they got the skin off my ass.
Lucky you. My ass skin is like wet tanned leather that sat in sand.
Maybe the cocoa butter will soothe the pain?