I think their power grid keeps them from being a super power
Technically window design should keep Russia from being a superpower
Man, Australia is gonna be stoked to learn that they’re basically a superpower…
A warm water port is a port that doesn’t ice over in winter.
Literally everyone but Russia has one, that’s why they start screeching and invading people because they just can’t fundamentally accept that they’re a joke of a naval power and always will be.
I’ve been trying to convince China: vladivostok (before 1900: Yongmingcheng) was taken from them. take it back. Russia won’t be able to fight it.
just take it back. there’s lots of resources up that way too; much more than you could ever get by starting ww3 over taiwan. SK, JP, fuck every pacific nation aside from NK will support Taiwan. Why fight the hard fight? Just… go north and get some. No one will complain. The UN will not censure anyone for fucking with Russia.
They have a warm water port. They were given one and even now they have unfitted access to it.
whines in Russian accent
“But that one suckkkkks!”
Sure dude. The US is just gonna give you our military assets.
We would slap tariffs on them so fucking fast. It would be hilarious watching Tesla and SpaceX begging to come back where the subsidies are.
Canada could have had the Turks and Caicos islands. :(
Everything’s bigger in texas… including their warm water ports.
after being gored out by repeated hurricanes you’d be a bit loose in the ports too.
Since when does Texas have its own military?
It doesn’t, but that won’t stop them good ol’ boys from saying whatever the hell they like.
BZZT, sorry, this is incorrect.
The Texas State Guard (TXSG) is part of the state military force of Texas, and one of three branches of the Texas Military Forces. Along with the other two branches, the TXSG falls under the command of the Governor of Texas and is administered by the Adjutant General of Texas, an appointee of the Governor. The other two branches of the Texas Military Forces are the Texas Army National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_State_Guard
Chucklehead wants to grow this force for… reasons.
https://www.newsweek.com/greg-abbott-militarizes-texas-state-guard-border-1864924