They are losing their fucking minds.

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    I mean, the most manly and masculine thing you can do is exclusively have sex with big, masculine, manly men, right? Having sex with a woman is so emasculating, because you’re enjoying someone’s femininity, and that’s the worst possible thing for a man, so I’ve been told. Therefore, it’s super gay to have sex with women. Be a real man and exclusively have sex with your manly bros.

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    Let’s consult the checklist:
    ✅ Confused at the notion that a woman might have worth outside bearing children
    ✅ Shaming a woman for having more than one sexual partner in a lifetime
    ✅ Referring to the man as “successful” while referring to the much more rich and famous woman as “low value”
    ✅ Straight up homophobia

    Yep, that there’s a bonafide incel.

    On behalf of Owens everywhere, do us a favor and get out of our name. I hear Donald is lovely this time of year.

  • inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world
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    I got curious and looked in to who this guy was. And, well, Owen got banned from most socials after he called Obama the n-word, so OF COURSE Elon had to bring him back so he further share his thought with the world.

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      I never understood banning people for speech you don’t like. Wouldn’t the logical and entertaining method be to put them on full display, letting themselves be mocked and ridiculed? My take is let the asshats spew their views so we all know who not to associate with.

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        Nha, give them as little exposure as they can get, that way they don’t corrupt the minds of gullible males who are a 4 but think they deserve a 10 because they can provide.

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    34 is middle aged

    I need to lie down

    Edit: even weirder whomever that guy she is dating is; he is also 34

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    Having a sugar mommy for your lavender marriage would make sense… if it were the 90’s… in 2024 where being gay is considered perfectly normal even in the redder parts of America? Not so much

    The only reason I wouldn’t date Taylor Swift is if the relationship goes south, she’ll diss me in a world record breaking single that’s pure fire just to remind me that we’re not getting back together.

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      You could put “I’ve got a tripple/quadruple/whatever platinum single dedicated to me” on your dating profile.

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      “That’s not gay, it’s patriotic. Our commander-in-chief is tirelessly fighting the LGBT woke groomer leftist virus and if he needs a warm mouth to help him focus, it’s the duty of red blooded Americans to provide one”

      You can squirm out of anything when you’re not worried about being honest.

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    Taylor Swift and I may be the same age, but when did 34 become middle aged? Or has the American lifespan decreased so much that I should expect to die at age 68?

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          At birth. Someone who’s made it past infancy will have a higher expectancy

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          When even the rich live in constant fear of going bankrupt after a single visit to a hospital, that tends to happen

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            I’m not rich and I go to the doctor for any healthcare needs that I have, in America. If you are neglecting your health because of fear of doctor bills, you should not do that. The healthcare system is overpriced but it’s not so overpriced that you should neglect your health.

            If you have normal health insurance it should be affordable, and it always has been for everyone I’ve known. Even my family members who’ve had extensive surgeries that were life or death matters got their medical care, and the bills did not bankrupt anyone.

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              Most Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. They literally cannot afford medical care at all.

              I have afforded a minor surgery. Your family members have afforded multiple surgeries. We are privileged.

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                I guess all the hospitals must be going broke then, since “most Americans” “literally cannot afford medical care at all” right? That would leave them with very few customers to pay medical bills if most Americans can’t afford medical care at all.

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      Average lifespan is 77 for women, she’s not far off.

      Also I’m middle aged, I’ve never thought of that. I need to go have my midlife crisis now.

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        “Middle age” has never been about being exactly 50% of the way through the average life span. It’s much less about “how much time you have left” and more about the point where you can’t realistically think of yourself as young anymore. The effects of age become impossible to ignore, compounding, and increasingly obvious.

        It’s basically just your 40s-60s. Not the exact midpoint.

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    35, “middle age”

    Jesus fucking Christ these sick fucks truly believe a woman’s value is at its end by 60

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      Also “MIGHT be able to have two kids?” How many kids is enough?

      We stopped at one and that’s plenty.

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        For some, one is too many.

        Looking at you childfree people. I am one of you. I hope you’re all having a good day.

        I won’t judge anyone who chooses to have kids or not, bluntly, I could not possibly give any fewer shits about your choice to procreate. Whatever your decision, I wish you a good life.

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          I don’t judge anyone who does or does not have kids. If they only have a couple of kids. If you’ve got 8 kids, I’m going to judge you. And I’m sure as hell going to judge you if you think “maybe” two children is not enough.

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      He made it completely clear what he values in women – a sex-free past and the ability to pop out a full squad of Hitler Youth.

      What a catch.

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      I think we reached that point a while ago.

      The insanity of these statements has escalated pretty rapidly and honestly, none of it surprises me anymore. Everything you do is now gay.

      I’m ok with it. If you want to think I’m gay because (insert literally anything here), then fine, I guess I’m gay. I’ll go have gay sex with my very female (with female anatomy and two x chromosomes) wife, and live my happily gay life in peace, thanks.

      Being gay, or being called gay, isn’t an insult to me. Only juveniles would find it insulting. You know why? Because juveniles think that being different is bad. I grew up and realized that everyone is different and it’s because of that difference that we, as a species, can survive. Our differences make us strong. So bluntly, call me weird, call me a freak, call me whatever the hell you want, because all you’re saying is that I’m different, and different makes us stronger. I’m proud to be different than my neighbors and coworkers. I think differently than they do. I approach problems differently, I find solutions differently. That’s a good thing.

      I’m not always right, and I’m not always the most efficient, and that is because of the differences between me and others. I celebrate that difference and you should too.

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      Idk if you ever saw or remember The Sopranos. It started late 90s and one of the storylines was about one of the older guys liked going down on the woman he was seeing. Well word got out to the other guys that were part of the family and said it was gay to go down on a woman.

      Me and my wife just busted out laughing. Like people really think this? The answer is yes. People think this and are idiots. Pleasing a woman in bed is gay apparently. The older guy ended up breaking up with the woman he liked because he was getting clowned on by the other members of the family.