I was just randomly checking out what Funerals costs and was shocked how expensive it was! €3.500 to €5.500! I live in north Germany, and we have here some very deep Woods. So I was thinking what would happen if I just die there. Let’s say no one ever finds me. Are Animals just going to eat me, and will I just be gone in a couple of years?

EDIT: If someone knows what happens step by step I would be really curious to know :D

  • AggressivelyPassive@feddit.de
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    10 months ago

    I’m aware that bodies will be eaten up, but I have to say, I have absolutely zero intuition, how long it will take.

    Germany doesn’t have many wild animals left, so only foxes, birds, maybe badgers and rats are left to eat larger chunks. They’ll not exactly eat you in one go.

    So, how long are we talking from body to bones? Weeks? Months?

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      10 months ago

      According to an article from WaPo that I found after a quick Google, Germany has around 1300 wolves. So, hey, they could eat you too!