>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:“Any plans after this?”
>Her:“I’m going back to work, I’m on my
break”
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves
Holy mother of based
Based ? Alcoholism isn’t based, it’s fucking hard and sad.
Your assessment has been quantitatively determined to be based. You may collect your congratulatory basic solution at any qualifying radio shack location.
Basic solution…
The lower will always envy the upper.
Look up words before you use them.
Look, words!
My union says I can have two drinks on my lunch break off of work premises. For drinks, girl must have a strong unions or weak will.
Or a really shite job
Or she’s an alcoholic, who ran out of their “at work” bottle
That’s to get rid of the shakes.
Take her home between shots twelve and fifteen and send her home before she gets to twenty-six because then it gets messy.
Ahhh, a fellow stick your dick in crazy enthusiast. Lemmy is starting to have it all.
The unhinged ones are the best.
Holy mother of alcoholism
Although four is pushing it. The waiter/waitresses from the place down the block would often walk into a bar I frequented and throw back a couple on their break.
Four rounds rapid.
Some bosses do make you wanna do this doe.
