Kind of sad they “used to”. Never forget mushroom bro. 🥲

You wouldn’t believe what parents make up to get kids to do stuff they don’t wanna do. I tell my 4 year old that the boogie man hates reading and stories, so as long as we read a bedtimes story, he won’t come to get us.

My parents told us we had an older brother who they shipped off to military camp because he was so badly behaved. We never heard from “Oscar Hermes” again. 💀

Hey I still have that yellow and blue table