given that the word 'pants ’ sounds like a plural, perhaps we can assume each leg is an independent entity and deserves its own pair of pants. i chose left.
Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?
“Yes, Sir. I would like to buy one pant!”
This is how you say it in French. “Un Pantalon”
Teachers: You should try do something productive in your free time
Me in my free time:
The math teacher, who knows you’re about to accidentally learn about recursion and series:
Let’s use geometric progression to find how many rows we can create with a set of 200 pants!
Like on the right. Left side is wasteful and floppy
I mean, the humans think it’s cool to take perfectly good pants, tear holes in them until there are hardly any pants, and wear them like that. Maybe pants are even cooler?
Do pants feel pain?
The right side makes the most sense to me.
Eschew bifurcated clothing!!
Did the pants on the left split its legs down the middle?
Like this.
I’m pretty sure the right is how people wear pants in the winter.