I could save up and buy a savannah cat every decade. But there’s only one person who’s ever going to be my kid. You know what I think when I look at my kid?
“There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
Looks like someone cropped out the K. $600k. You can save up to $600k. Kids are expensive.
It’s like having an exotic pet that tries to emotionally manipulate you
Kids are like the least exotic pet out there.
I could save up and buy a savannah cat every decade. But there’s only one person who’s ever going to be my kid. You know what I think when I look at my kid?
“There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
That’s an exotic pet. Fuck a leopard.
Maybe if you hadn’t fucked a leopard your kid wouldn’t have been so weird.
When it comes to pets, exotic refers to uncommon. Kids are the most common of pets.
Except when you try and take it back… oh uh, ah, uh… I mean “yes”.
So like having a dog?
The sounds a dog makes is far less grating to the ear than the sounds a child makes.
That depends largely on the dog.
They were right, an abortion usually costs like $580. Throw in cost of gas and a milkshake, right at $600.
Somebody cropped off the “R” from the top left corner too!