• VivaceMoss@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      What if my religion says you shouldn’t go around fuckin’ bears tho?

      Then would you give up your bear-fuckin’?

      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        MY religion says I must support bear fuckers at all costs. So I guess it’s a religious war.

        I don’t have time for something like that though. If I send you an Amazon gift of several bags of salt, could you kindly spread that over your fields for me? And then send a reaction video, maybe gift me some candles for my curtains and I’ll do the same.

      • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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        1 year ago

        My religion says “if he’s a bear, it’s gay, unless he’s a literal bear” but wildshaping was not known to the sages so we must mediate on this.