• NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      No, I hunted one of those motherfuckers one time, you can marinate that motherfucker all you want and it’s still not gonna be edible.

      Like $100 in special permits and special ammo and it wasn’t worth a damn.

      I see why Christmas goose fell out of favor.

      See, at the end of a Christmas Carol, Scrooge never actually was rehabilitated.

      He went and bought the biggest one of those nasty ass birds he could find to stick on those poor people’s table.