Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I had GI issues that forced me to live off protein shakes like soylent for months. You still poop, but it turns into more of a Nutella spread.

      • Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca
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        1 year ago

        Why would you compare it with Nutella! I’ll forever remember @Ghostalmedia poop when I eat Nutella.

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      1 year ago

      Yeah, after a few days on a Soylent diet, should enter reduced pooping mode. Since people only poop every few days I believe.

      And for the record, you don’t have to drink a while bottle for a meal. Can nurse a single bottle throughout the day.