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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 10 months ago

Just fuck my shit up

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Just fuck my shit up

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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 10 months ago

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Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

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Hit em with the old razzle dazzle, eh?
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  I’m not convinced that 70s porn mags would help you if the Scharnhorst was bearing down on you.
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    You could come and go at the same time.
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      Like some sort of Karma Chameleon?

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

Posting guidelines.

Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content

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