I remember when I worked in a movie theater people would wonder how I knew they were on their phone when I came in to ask them to stop.
You’re pointing a flashlight at your face in a dark room.
Dark mode for the fucking win.
It still produces light though??
Shh, Texas education…
Maybe if you’re a fucking moth I suppose. You aint gonna be bothered by OLED in dark mode unless you got your face in my crotch already lmao.
You are very wrong.
Yeah dudes comment history is pretty toxic and filled with variations of “fuck”.
Nothing against swearing, but it loses its impact if used to frequently.
Fuck. Fuck… Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
How about just not using it in a theater at all?
Better yet, don’t go to the theater in the first place
i dunno, it’s always the little things that make one smirk.
Since COVID students do not give a fuck. They used to hide it, now they get offended when you tell them to put their phone away.
I’ve heard the same from a university professor.
I think his wording was pretty close to “their ‘don’t give a shit’ factor is through the roof”
Honestly, similar with my work too. Covid seemed to amplify the idea for lots of people that ‘they don’t give a shit about you’ so people just stopped killing themselves trying so hard.
I don’t have the comparison but before covid people were doing all kind of stuff on their laptops in university. I remember a guy who watched star trek during a lecture and said “the lecture is being recorded, I can watch it later”. Then he watched that lecture during a lecture that wasn’t recorded.
My fiance is a professor and things I’ve heard about the last few years blow my mind. It’s not so much what they are doing exactly, but how shocked and offended they get if she asks them to stop.
Adolescents don’t like being told what to do? I’m shocked!
Or adults!
I used to teach massage at a vocational school, and for multiple reasons had a “no phones” policy on the classroom (distraction, exposed body parts, and others.) I could have ignored it during lectures except that the overlap of students on their phone and the ones asking to re-explain information or just lost as to what they’re supposed to be doing was nearly perfect.
Honestly even in a professional setting it’s gotten so much worse. Been in meetings with VPs directors, c line, everyone has their phones out testing and emailing away during the meeting not even caring
It’s true. When I look down at my crotch, I cry.
:')
Me to the pet rat on my crotch: Don’t worry, he will never suspect anything
My guy, otherwise how would I check the condition of my magnificent boner :/
Teacher: “I know you’re sexting!”
Student: “Dude, I’m just upvoting memes.”
Teacher: “So why do you have a boner?” 👀
Student: I don’t know! It just does that!
Son. It’s time to learn the Tuck / Tennessee Tuck / Uptuck.
As a female bodied person - can I get an explanation?
I don’t know the phrasing they are using but when I was particularly boner prone I would situate my penis between the waist band of my boxer briefs and my waist/lower stomach and just have my shorts or pants a tad higher. I also typically wore an untucked tee. Little fella was free to do his thing throughout the day and it would remain our little secret.
Student: “They’re good memes.”
I do. 😉
“Oh my god, you’re going to get it later 🥰🥰🥰🥰”
Genuinely why I miss my blackberry, I could type out a message while looking straight ahead
I had t9 on lock back in the day. Write and send a message without having to look at my phone at all. Sure, there was no internet on there, but that tiny Nokia would stay charged for like 5 days and survive a 20 foot drop on cement without a case.
Fun fact: they would NOT survive being dropped into a gallon of polyurethane floor finish :-(
You can still type while not looking on a smartphone.
As a former teacher, this is still extremely obvious.
Let’s see if that works with auticirrext and eating burgers.
Almost. Hilariously “autocorrect” didn’t auto correct. Hmm.
I want to test this out. Let’s see how it goes. Today I went skiing and I have a pet rabbit.
Holy shit. I expected at least one typo
Autocorrection?
Maybe! I had my eyes closed so didn’t see what was happening until I opened them. I kind of want to experiment more.
Love how this is downvoted when I do this all the time
Wee call cnof the massegez thart a3e dent thif waz.
Yeah just because you’re bad at it doesn’t mean everyone is
Typed without looking intensifies
Don’t look at me when you type like that!
People, including me, are just jealous.
I didn’t downvote but I’m jealous
“None y’all have anything worth smiling at down there.”
When you’re in your seat, it really does give a false sense of blending in with the crowd.
