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minus-squarePrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·11 months agoYou don’t have to be faster than the bullet, you just have to be faster than your friends. So don’t hang out with the track team. Hang out with the AV Club.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 months agoMy friends think I’m so generous with the lavish feasts all the time. Little do they know.
You don’t have to be faster than the bullet, you just have to be faster than your friends.
So don’t hang out with the track team. Hang out with the AV Club.
My friends think I’m so generous with the lavish feasts all the time. Little do they know.
Rule #1: Cardio.