Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole bird.
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Even kinkier if it’s dead.
Thoroughly disagree. It’s far kinkier if it’s a live bird, capable of biting and scratching.
Yeah, but you can’t perform satanic rituals with a live bird, so… IDK, that kinda kills the mood for me.
i disagree, because a life bird can everytime be “converted” to a dead bird
Make sure you know whether that conversion is legal where you are though, wouldn’t want to be investigated on suspicion of fowl play.