For those not getting it, if you were in the USA in highschool/middle school circa 2012 Michelle Obama started a campaign to make kids healthier. My school used to have these awesome cookies, it was like a dollar for 2. We lost those but I dont think it made anybody healthier, the kids just ate more of the other unhealthy stuff.
I was at the gym, lifting, to get as big as I could for one purpose: bullying the fatties.