The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 9 months agoThink this dating strategy would work?startrek.websiteimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1651arrow-down111
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minus-squareThassodar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up63·9 months agoI’d imagine this would have the same success rate as going to a bar and acting like you don’t know how to play pool. Rinse/repeat with football, car maintenance, video games, etc. and she’ll never have a problem again.
minus-squaredrolex@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down1·9 months agoOh, you don’t know how to play pool? Let me show you. This is called a pool club and these are the bowls. Your objective is to score a goal by hitting the bowl I pitch into one of the holes, shouting ‘HOWZAT!’… Let’s see how desperate she is.
minus-squarepolle@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 months agoBest way to get the loudest person in the room, that you actually don’t want to get.
I’d imagine this would have the same success rate as going to a bar and acting like you don’t know how to play pool.
Rinse/repeat with football, car maintenance, video games, etc. and she’ll never have a problem again.
Oh, you don’t know how to play pool? Let me show you. This is called a pool club and these are the bowls. Your objective is to score a goal by hitting the bowl I pitch into one of the holes, shouting ‘HOWZAT!’…
Let’s see how desperate she is.
Best way to get the loudest person in the room, that you actually don’t want to get.