That’s the shitty pro tip I was looking for, thanks!!!

Nothing says friendship more than wearing your friends shitty pants

This way you only have shitty butthole but clean pants. That’s what friends are for.

Makes sense to me.

I ummm had this happen at a convention after party. It was vomit but I got some tight pants that made my but look good. Still have them too.

And if someone asks them if they shit their pants, they can just say “nah my friend shit his pants”, so everyone wins