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minus-squareBuckFigotstheThird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoIf you don’t believe, and you’re wrong, you’ll spend eternity in hell being tormented by the will of our all-loving and omnipotent lord. So, you should beleive to be safe. And give us your money. Oh wait, that’s Christianity.
minus-square⸻ Ban DHMO 🇦🇺 ⸻@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·10 months agoIf to forgive is divine either hell doesn’t exist or god isn’t divine…
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoIf you don’t believe in the FSM and you’re wrong, you’ll get no pasta in the afterlife.
minus-squareimgprojts@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoAll wise, all powerful, just can’t handle money!.. George Carlin.
minus-squarePolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down5·10 months agoAlso christian god supposedly don’t like religious opportunists very much so people going pascal on him would probably regret it if it was correct.
If you don’t believe, and you’re wrong, you’ll spend eternity in hell being tormented by the will of our all-loving and omnipotent lord. So, you should beleive to be safe. And give us your money.
Oh wait, that’s Christianity.
If to forgive is divine either hell doesn’t exist or god isn’t divine…
If you don’t believe in the FSM and you’re wrong, you’ll get no pasta in the afterlife.
All wise, all powerful, just can’t handle money!.. George Carlin.
Also christian god supposedly don’t like religious opportunists very much so people going pascal on him would probably regret it if it was correct.