• RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Dumb story time:

    Many years ago when meeting up with friends for drinks, one brought along her classmate/friend from out of town. I already thought she was cute, but then talking about work (as a jr. sysadmin at the time) she talks about her CS classes and that she was into Linux, so this was already “head over heels” territory for very early-twenties dork me.

    So I decided to be saucy and asked her, “pico or vi?”

    She immediately responded, “pico is for pussies.”

    After I replaced my jaw, I did the only logical thing I could think of and proposed to her on the spot. I never saw her again.