• Mchugho@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Well my mum’s boyfriends cousin is a sewer clearer and he says it’s terrible and smells like shit and everybody who says otherwise is lying. Who do we believe?

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      1 year ago

      Not you.

      My neighbors’ eight-year-old son’s dog walker’s second cousin (once removed) says you’re a liar (and always will be).

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      He said no one. I know one. That’s more than zero.

      Your acquaintance is wrong and should find a different job in the lying business.

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        1 year ago

        He’s not wrong and has never lied in his life. In fact he took a vow of truth in Tibet.

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          I was abducted by interdimensional aliens who told me that vows of truth are only effective in less than half of all cases.

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            Was it the vorblarons? I’ve heard they speak in opposite English, so you have to listen to the reverse of what they say.

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          That’s like 10 pinky swears or twice scouts honor. I stand corrected.