For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it’s minions) to save their tribe’s armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection
ever published
Hold on, I need to refer to my Book of Erotic Fantasy.
Oglaf is the best
Art not from me, but unless you are new here you know that already
Be careful that they don’t end up asking for stuff like… I dunno
The wand of Orcus
The book of vile dead
Sphere of annihilation
all magic items includes the items wielded by gods haha
The wand of Orcus
Sounds actually a fun item to roleplay for a DM :)
The Armor of the Dread Emperor.
Love Konsi! She deserves to be the new meme format.
I cannot believe some no life gave this a downvote. I agree with you
Honestly if nothing else comes from lemmy, we at least got Konsi out of it. It’s all worth it now.
Entirely, I really miss those weeks where we got those comics
I choose the Scroll of Konsi. When someone picks it up and reads it, the text changes and says something that makes them surprised.
One blank Scroll of Konsi, as requested:
:) !!
Nooo I’m a monk
Get whatever has the highest resale value, then.
Which would also kickoff a fun side quest of finding a buyer, since the most expensive magical item in existence isn’t exactly something you can pawn off in a random towns general store lol
…gloves of soul catching, staff of striking, magical tattoos, there are options…
For Konsi, the perfect item would be the Resurrection Sphere. Infinite use wish-tier resurrection, with a 1 minute casting time.
It still counts if it’s a 3pp Pathfinder item, right?
For Konsi indeed good choice. She wouldnt care they come back as different races. Which would lead to both hilarious and fucked up moments with the families of the deceased
I haven’t seen Ahdok for a while, hope they’re okay :(
I think the last comic was the end of a story. Dont know if there will be more… hope so :,(
They ran out of their backlog of comics.
Oh okay! So hopefully more are still coming! Thanks for that update
The great book of “Dispel Kraken”.
Please offer The Head of Vecna
Im not offering anything. They choose
Alchemical Jug for Infinite supply of mayonnaise. Easy.
Ever published? I’ll take a Hammership, please
No can do. It has to fit in a dragon’s horde. Sorry
it’s only 250 feet! it’ll squish!
If you were at my table, Id ask for a d20, and on a nat 20 Id allow it and bullshit my way into this
@ahdok@ttrpg.network I miss you
Aw. I’m sorry.
I’ve been busy drawing the daily Konsi though.
Here you go.
Ahhh Konsi warms my heart
I’m a simple man, and will just ask for a AD&D 1e Unusual Sword +5 Holy Avenger, with an Intelligence of 17. Love me that 50% magic resistance in 5 foot radius, dispel magic at will, and +10 damage vs. Chaotic Evil.
Since I’m choosing, I’ll assume optimum rolls for an “unusual sword”, and take: All 14 extraordinary powers: charm person, clairaudience, clairvoyance, determine direction and depth, ESP, flying, heal, illusion, leviathan, strength, telekinesis, telepathy, teleportation, and X-ray vision.
Its Special Purpose should be slay “non-human monsters” disintegrating them on a hit unless they save (sure its special purpose should be slaying evil, but that’s so restrictive. It should speak 10 languages.
Before I forget, it ought to match my alignment, so its ego doesn’t overwhelm mine and make me stab myself or something. But maybe that’s where the fun for the DM comes in?
They sure don’t make 'em like they used to.
Tome of the Stilled Tongue? http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/wondrous-items:tome-of-the-stilled-tongue
Btw, love your comic
Not mine, but thank you. Please follow the official publisher :)