Am I cynical or do these always seem like weird ploys to get your personal information?
That’s exactly what they are! PEOPLE, STOP SHARING THE ANSWERS TO YOUR SECURITY QUESTIONS!!!
Zammit Depression
Margaret bleeding in the bathroom floor
Not bad actually.
STELLA CAN’T BREATHE
holy shit that kinda slaps
Stella Tracheitis doesn’t ring quite as well though.
Bonnie Back-Ache
We’re “I have no clue’s anxiety attacks” and we’re elated to play for you tonight!
Anastasia’s Kidney Stones.
Maybe i should go with the fancy medical term? Anastasia’s Nephrolithiasis. Could work for black metal too.
Ethel Stabbed in the arm with a compass by a meth head
Ethel Stab-Wound sounds better.
I got stabbed in the wrist in high school with a pen. The bone stopped it. What was more frightening is where my wrist was protecting - my chest/heart.
I often wonder if Chris realised how close he came to stabbing me to death in the 90s.
He was reffered to psychiatrists and social workers when he was discovered to have a “Death List” of people he planned to kill in the school.
Ginny Gout
Fuck yeah
Sylvia’s Bleeding Hole
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Idk, Fairy Depression is alright.
Louise Labral-Tear-and-Femoroacetabular-Impingement
It has a nice ring to it
Roberta Herpes
Betty’s COVID-related pneumonia with a side of bronchitis
Yeah it really rolls right off the tongue.