NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · edit-211 months agoYou never go full Rikerpixelfed.socialimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1239arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1236arrow-down1imageYou never go full Rikerpixelfed.socialNegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square23fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareStamets@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·edit-211 months ago 1 Riker - Virgin. You trust him to do his best to make a good impression. May not know what he’s doing but by golly he’ll try. 2 Rikers - Missionary. Classic, reliable, and gets the job done perfectly. 3 Rikers - He has fucked his way into this situation and he will fuck himself out of it. 4 Rikers - He has tried to fuck himself out of the situation. The situation was Pon Farr night at the Trek Convention.
minus-squarezcd@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoWe’ve all been on the wrong side of a pon farr once or twice
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months ago7 Rikers is effectively just a jazzy, horny, sentient beard.
minus-squareStamets@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoSo ‘God Ransom’ but with a beard and more rizz?
minus-squareNegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-211 months agoRiker seems to fuck (up) an awful lot
1 Riker - Virgin. You trust him to do his best to make a good impression. May not know what he’s doing but by golly he’ll try.
2 Rikers - Missionary. Classic, reliable, and gets the job done perfectly.
3 Rikers - He has fucked his way into this situation and he will fuck himself out of it.
4 Rikers - He has tried to fuck himself out of the situation. The situation was Pon Farr night at the Trek Convention.
We’ve all been on the wrong side of a pon farr once or twice
7 Rikers is effectively just a jazzy, horny, sentient beard.
So ‘God Ransom’ but with a beard and more rizz?
Riker seems to fuck (up) an awful lot