Archeologists in Reims, northeastern France, have found an unopened Roman sarcophagus with the remains of a woman and her funerary goods.

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    1 year ago

    Then we must help the poor thing recover. I suggest we start by giving them world leaders chosen by random dice rolls. Because I don’t want to give them babies, but since the world leaders already feed on baby blood, they’ll still get that rejuvenation.