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minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoWait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
minus-squarenew_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·10 months agoThat’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
minus-squarevivadanang@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agothe perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course
minus-squarePeaty@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoTechnically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
minus-squareDancingIsForbidden@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-210 months agoJust dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!
minus-squareRestaldt@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-210 months agoEver heard of soaking Its only sex if you pump more than twice
Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
That’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course
Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!
Ever heard of soaking
Its only sex if you pump more than twice