TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 10 months agoMan arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying billwww.ktvu.comexternal-linkmessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up187arrow-down1external-linkMan arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying billwww.ktvu.comTheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSkepticalButOpenMinded@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up13·10 months agoBut in my defense your honor… oh, ugh, my… my heart!
minus-squareSokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-210 months agoWhatever you say, Red!
minus-squareFlying_Hellfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoI’m coming Elizabeth
But in my defense your honor… oh, ugh, my… my heart!
Whatever you say, Red!
I’m coming Elizabeth
I’M COMIN’, 'LIZABETH!