nah, those workers need some good stories to tell
That’s exactly why it needs to be something you are willing to explain. It makes their stories better.
I will neither be kink-shamed nor stop living my life.
Eyy it’s my school town!
I can definitely see why they put that up…
But if you did, DON’T LIE TO the PARAMEDICS!
“Nevermind what I was doing, just get it out of my ass!”
That means I can do anything then
Would that hypothetically preclude me from shoving stuff up my ass?
If what you’d be embarrassed to tell the paramedics is “I shoved stuff without a flared base up my ass” then yes. Never skip the flared base!
That depends
It’s okay to have a giant zucchini stuck in your rectum.
No explanation required for that one.
“So I wanted to reenact the fall of Yugoslavia”
rule doesn’t apply around the holidays
Yes it does.
You never have to explain to family what you broke. You do have to explain it to the guy scraping your ass off the pavement so they find all your pieces.
I don’t think paramedics would ask too many questions anyway.
there’s very little we haven’t seen
One time i took my gf high into the mountains next to a thousand foot cliff, and we put a blanket down and…
We didn’t die! No regrets 😌
Never thought I would See a Guelph meme but here we are!