theFibonacciEffect@feddit.de to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 months agoit's time for my trump cardfeddit.deimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1879arrow-down10
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minus-squarehoanbridgetroll@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up257·edit-211 months agoPlot twist: She’s mining shitcoin with the courthouse electricity. She’s smart enough to know that’s the only paycheck she’s getting. Judge: “Counsel, why is your laptop running so loudly?” Lawyer: “It’s…uh…fuming at the witch hunt that my client has endured.”
minus-squareJimbabwe@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up76·11 months agoI choose my facts carefully and this one is the one.
Plot twist: She’s mining shitcoin with the courthouse electricity. She’s smart enough to know that’s the only paycheck she’s getting.
Judge: “Counsel, why is your laptop running so loudly?”
Lawyer: “It’s…uh…fuming at the witch hunt that my client has endured.”
I choose my facts carefully and this one is the one.