This was my childhood and I don’t like it

  • massive_bereavement@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Every Sunday I wondered why does the creator of everything that has existed as long as the universe exists went through so much work just to hear me sing how great it is.

    Maybe it is a kind of dragon ball situation and us singing gives it power?

    • FancyLad @lemmy.worldOP
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      You have to travel the world attending holy Communion with your Jesus radar to find the sacred Jesus Balls to summon the mighty Shen- I mean Jesus. He will grant you one wish, unless of course we have a Dende situation, then you get multiple wishes. Too many evil wishes summons evil Shen- I mean the Devil.