• NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    I have this theory that every time I get blackout drunk I shift into a new universe. Hear me out. Every time this happens:

    1. I wake up in an unknown location with no recollection of how I got there.
    2. People and relationships seem to have been dramatically altered.
    3. Events do not align with historical memory of how they occurred.