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minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up103·1 year agoTell the pilot to cross into another time zone so you have an extra hour. Just make sure they don’t go the wrong direction.
minus-squareXusontha@ls.buckodr.inklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·1 year agoNah going backwards will just give an integer overflow so you get essentially infinite time
minus-squarexthexder@l.sw0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoIt’s due at 11:59pm, but we teleported forward 1 hour and skipped right over it. We now have 23h07m left!
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoIf you consider the Bounce Theory, you have until the universe resets and bounces back to the due date to finish.
minus-squareStarkillerX42@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year agoYou’re asking a scientist to do a critical calculation without making a sign error first? Lol
minus-squarealcasa@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoJust tell the pilot to fly faster and relativity should handle the rest
minus-squarenicoweio@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoUnfortunately, time dilation works the other way around.
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoSo fly very slowly?
minus-squareChobbes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoMost academic deadlines are “anywhere on earth” in my experience.
Tell the pilot to cross into another time zone so you have an extra hour. Just make sure they don’t go the wrong direction.
Nah going backwards will just give an integer overflow so you get essentially infinite time
It’s due at 11:59pm, but we teleported forward 1 hour and skipped right over it. We now have 23h07m left!
If you consider the Bounce Theory, you have until the universe resets and bounces back to the due date to finish.
You’re asking a scientist to do a critical calculation without making a sign error first? Lol
Just tell the pilot to fly faster and relativity should handle the rest
Unfortunately, time dilation works the other way around.
So fly very slowly?
Most academic deadlines are “anywhere on earth” in my experience.