Slog fractals that take faaar to fucking long:

• Siren’s Reef (everything)
• Molten Furnace (boss especially is a time waster)
• Deepstone (that stupid riddle room serves 0 purpose whatsoever but to waste time)
• Twilight Oasis (everything)
• Shattered Observatiry (everything)
• Sunqua Peak (fuck this shit)
• Silent Surf (hey this fractal is super short but the boss takes 20 minutes because fuck you gargle our arse)

Fractals that are fine to good:

• Aquatic Ruins (two “pre-rooms”, easy and quick boss, my favourite)
• Swampland (boss is a drag, but not half as bad as others)
• Uncategorized (two JPs and two pre-rooms, quick and easy)
• Solid Ocean (boss is a drag but at least you can have a wank on the side)
• Underground Facility (quick enough if people don’t suck so borderline bad)
• Urban Battleground (kill a boss, rush through everything)
• Snowblind (start is a drag but then you can just rush it, boss doesn’t drag it out too much)
• Chaos (I love zero waiting rooms to bore you to death)
• Molten Boss (so rushable I love it)
• Volcanic (start is slow but the rest is quick, so it’s enjoyable)
• Cliffside (so rushable, Mesmer Masterrace Portal Bitch)
• Captain Mai Trin (what Silent Turf tried to be)
• Aetherblade (so rushable, teleport through everything, do the puzzle and you’re already next to the boss)
• Nightmare (good balance between waiting rooms and bosses)

2/3 shit Fractals and the ratio becomes worse with every new one. AMA.